Saturday - Jan 9th - 1999
PORTLAND, OREGON
The Rose Garden Arena
Att - 17,101

"Sensational"
Mike Starr
 vs.

"The Hitman"
Anthony Frezzelli 

Frezzelli catches Starr with a powerbomb. He covers Starr...referee PeeWee Burke counts: One, two,thr-shoulder up. Frezzelli lifts Starr up and whips him into the ropes...and catches him with a powerslam! Frezzelli hooks the leg...referee Burke counts: One, two, three! Frezzelli wins via pinfall in 6:39. **


D.W.A. must win for Mike Bell to receive another PNW Title Shot against Powerman 5000

D.W.A.
Mike Bell & Mike Mayhem
 vs.

The Legends
Gino Hernandez & The Grappler
 

Mike Bell begins the match against The Grappler. Bell shoots the legs but The Grappler blocks it and grabs a front-face headlock. The Grappler floats over and half-nelsons Bell while grapevining his leg. The Grappler is slapping Bell's head and laughing. He raises up, allowing Bell to get to his knees then sucker punches Bell. The Grappler tags in Gino Hernandez and they double team on Bell. Mayhem tries to help but referee Jeff Richards warns him to get back in the corner. Hernandez executes a vertical suplex on Bell...then covers him. Richards counts: One, two, kickout! Hernandez tags The Grappler back in...they whip Bell into the ropes...bend over for a double backdrop...but Bell kicks Hernandez in the face! The Grappler stands up and is met with a clothesline!! Bell makes the tag to Mike Mayhem!!! Mayhem takes down The Grappler with a Thesz Press...Richards counts: One, two, kickout. Mayhem whips The Grappler into the ropes...but The Grappler reverses him...and Mayhem catches The Grappler with a DDT! Referee Jeff Richards counts as Mayhem covers him: One, two, thr-shoulder up! Mayhem lifts The Grappler up...and executes his finisher, the Blitzkreig!!! Mayhem covers The Grappler...One, two, thr-Hernandez breaks up the count with a double axe-handle to the back of Mayhem! Mike Bell is in and drops Hernandez with a spear! Referee Jeff Richards gets Bell and Hernadez out of the ring. Mayhem tags in Bell...they double suplex The Grappler. Bell applies the "Natural Bend!" Hernandez breaks it up quickly...Mayhem comes in and Mayhem and Hernandez are brawling in the ring. Jeff Richards is trying to break them up. The action spills out of the ring. Bell applies "The Natural Lock" on The Grappler...this is over as soon as Richards gets back in the ring. Gino Hernandez and Mike Mayhem are back in the ring...Hernandez breaks up the hold...the two are back outside of the ring fighting with referee Jeff Ricahrds still trying to get them in their corners. Here comes Douglas Dream with the Blackjacks! Dream is arguing with Richards as the Blackjacks nail Mike Mayhem! Gino Hernandez grabs a chair and is in the ring going after Mike Bell. Whoa!! Here comes Powerman 5000 with a chair...he's going after Hernandez...CRACK! NO HE HITS MIKE BELL! Powerman 5000 just layed out Mike Bell with a chairshot! He scoots out of the ring and walks back up the aisle...referee Jeff Richards enters the ring after getting away from Douglas Dream...The Grappler lays his arm across Bell. Richards counts: One, two, three!!! The Legends win via pinfall at 17:02. ****


"Breathe" by Prodigy blares out over the PA. The crowd starts to cheer. Fireworks go off and out walk The Crazy Ones. They walk out with the World Tag Team Title belts around their waists. The Maniac is wearing a "Misfits: Aren't We Great!" t-shirt. The Links t-shirt reads "Dream, We Are Your Nightmare!". They walk to the ring and enter. The Maniac goes to one corner while The Link goes to another. They raise their arms in the air and more fireworks go off. The Maniac gets down and is handed a microphone. The Link gets down and goes and sits down beside the Maniac.

Maniac: "PNW, hee hee, YOUR CHAMPS ARE BACK! (The crowd cheers) Now tonight The Misfits, hee hee, take care of some business. First Neurosis takes care of Hephestus, hee hee, or whatever his name is. Then Stehphen takes care of one of the Pansie Foundation, hee hee, in Claymore. Stephen will be bringing another title, hee hee, home to the Misfits. And then, hee hee, we get to take of The Iron Men. Oh boys, hee hee, I don't say this much but I respect you for what you did to Dream, hee hee, but now you have to step in the ring with the best and
that is us."

(The crowd cheers.)

Maniac: "Yeah that's right, hee hee, the crowd knows it and tonight, hee hee, The Iron Men will know it. Boys, hee hee, we don't know much about you and hell we don't care to, but, hee hee, tonight you will learn that you never mess with members of the Misfits, hee hee. So you boys, hee hee, think you are pretty good, hee hee, well tonight you can test your skills, hee hee, and YOU WILL FAIL!"

The crowd cheers. The Link looks around with a confused look on his face.

Maniac: "Iron men, hee hee, tonight you will FEEL THE....."

The Maniac puts the mic in front of The Link.

Link and the crowd: "PPPPPPPPPAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN!"

The Link smiles. The Maniac brings the mic back up to his face.

Maniac: "Now there is one more point of business, hee hee, and that would be you Dream. Mr. Dream, hee hee, you really think you can get rid of us, hee hee, hell you can't even keep your own team happy. Dream, hee hee, you would be smart and leave your job behind right now because if you keep messing with us, hee hee, well I will just say it will not be pretty. So Dream learn a lesson, hee hee, and back off before you get hurt. BE AFRAID, HEE HEE, BE VERY VERY AFRAID!"

The Maniac throws the microphone down. Fireworks go off and "Breathe" blares out once again. The Link gets up off the ground and together they raise their arms in the air. The crowd cheers. The Crazy Ones leave the ring and walk back to the dressing room area.


Oregon State Title Match

Jake Rockwell (c)
 vs.

Mystery Opponent
w/Mr. Arrogance & Kurt Wolf 


Mr. Arrogance enters the ring and grabs the mic out of the ring announcer's hand.

Mr. Arrogance: "It's time my friends to re-introduce you to a true legend of the NeWA. Some may not remember but those who do will know this as the wrestler who began my old fued with Andrew Gibbard...here he is...the man, the myth, the legend and the former North Atlantic Canadian Champion...the KING OF CANADA!"

The Canadian National Anthem plays and the King walks to the ring as fans throw their food at him, he steps in the ring takes off his robe and crown and gets ready to fight. Rockwell comes down to the ring and the bout begins. KoC drops Rockwell with a clothesline. Rockwell fights back with a bulldog. Rockwell goes into the ropes...but Mr. Arrogance nails him with the cane! Rockwell is down! KoC picks him up and drops him hard with a piledriver! KoC covers him...referee Sandy Barr counts: One, two, thr-NO! Kurt Wolf makes the save!!! Sandy Barr calls for the bell. The King of Canada wins via disqualification in 9:41. **1/2 Hephestus comes down to ringside and attacks Wolf. Rockwell joins in and there's a four-way brawl.


Pacific Northwest Television Title Match

Neurosis (c)
 vs.

Hephestus
w/Mr. Arrogance & Kurt Wolf

The fight contines as Neurosis comes down to the ring. Neurosis nails Hephestus from behind. Rockwell exits the ring to help Wolf against the King of Canada. Sandy Barr calls for the bell to begin the match. Neurosis executes a piledriver on Hephestus and covers him. Barr counts: One, two, three! Neurosis wins via pinfall at 0:12. * Neurosis picks up his title belt and leaves, talking to himself, as the fight between the other four men continues until security breaks it up.


Pacific Northwest Title Match

Powerman 5000 (c)
 vs.

Surge 

Powerman 5000 enters the ring to a chorus of boos...for the first-time in PNW. Surge looks really pumped for this match. The two circle each other as the bell sounds. Powerman 5000 moves in to lock up. Surge backs PM5K into the corner...then gives a clean break. PM5K charges out and is met with a big clothesline! Surge drops PM5K back to the mat with a standing dropkick. Surge lifts him up and drops him with a powerbomb! Surge covers him...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, thr-shoulder up! Surge whips him into the ropes...Powerman 5000 runs up the ropes and hits Surge with an Asai moonsault...BUT SURGE CATCHES HIM!!! And drops PM5K with a tombstone piledriver!!! Surge covers him...Richards counts: One, two, three!!! The crowd leaps to its feet and the cheers are deafening. No, Richards is waving off the fall as Powerman 5000 got a foot in the ropes. Here comes Mike Bell to ringside. Surge picks up PM5K...and is going for his version of the DVD he calls "The Lightning Strike!" But Powerman 5000 spins through and turns it into a DDT! Powerman 5000 gets up slowly...so does Surge...and PM5K drops Surge with a jumping side kick. Powerman 5000 walks over to the ropes, through them to the ring apron and motions to Bell that he doesn't know what happened...it was an accident. Powerman 5000 turns around as Surge gets up. PM5K pulls on the ropes...up...and off...with a springboard clothesline on Surge! He covers Surge...Richards counts: One, two, thr-kickout! PM5K nails Surge with a double-arm DDT. Powerman 5000 goes to the top turnbuckle...Surge is getting up slowly...Mike Bell jumps up on the apron and sticks out his hand as if he wants to shake then pushes Powerman 5000 off!!! Powerman 5000 hits the mat hard! Referee Jeff Richards calls for the bell. Powerman 5000 wins via disqualification in 13:56. *** Surge looks at Bell. Bell holds his arms up and says it was an accident. Surge walks out and Bell goes in the ring and attacks Powerman 5000. Bell is pounding on PM5K with punches! Here comes the DWA to pull Bell off. Powerman 5000 grabs his title belt and points at Bell as he leaves.


Title vs. Title Match

Claymore (c)
Western States Heritage Champion
 vs.

 "The King of Pain"
Stephen Greer
NeWA United States Champion
w/Kelly Evans

Claymore has Greer stunned after a clothesline. Claymore whips him into the corner...and follows with a splash! Greer stumbles out...Claymore goes for the Highland Sickle...but Greer ducks! Greer goes out of the ring...Claymore follows him. They're brawling outside of the ring. The fans don't want a count-out here...Claymore nails Greer with the Highland Sickle!!! Here comes Neurosis to ringside...he's going after Claymore...but here comes Surge!! Surge nails Neurosis with a chair!!! Referee Sandy Barr is trying to get these two non-participants away from the ring. Claymore and Greer climb into the ring...Oh no! A fan has entered the ring...no that's The Boog-Man! He superkicks Claymore!!! He hugs Greer and exits through the ropes as Greer covers Claymore. Referee Sandy Barr gets in the ring and counts: One, two, three!!! Stephen Greer wins via pinfall in 19:22 to capture the Western States Heritage Title. ***3/4 The Boog-Man is on the apron...and springboards off the top rope with the Elbow of Annihilation on Greer!!! He's wailing on Greer!!! Boog-Man gets up and jumps out of the ring and into the crowd where he disappears.


*** MAIN EVENT ***

 NeWA World Tag Team Title Match

 The Crazy Ones (c)
Maniac Mike & The Missing Link
 vs.

 The Iron Men
Jason Ramsey & Chris Mann
PNW Tag Team Champions

Jason Ramsey begins the match with Maniac Mike. Ramsey blocks a punch then lands one of his own. Ramsey executes a vertical suplex on the Maniac...then tags in Mann. Together they drop Maniac Mike with a double clothesline. Mann covers him...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, kickout! Mann delivers a belly-to-back suplex on Maniac Mike. Mike gets up only the be hooked with a full nelson by Mann...and then a dragon suplex! Richards counts: One, two, thr-The Missing Link makes the save! Ramsey is in and it's a four-way brawl! Richards finally takes back control. Mann tags Ramsey back in...they double backdrop Maniac Mike. Ramsey picks him up and drops him with the Super Driver!!! Ramsey covers him...One, two, thr-The Link breaks it up again! Mann is in and goes after The Link...they go outside of the ring and brawl. Ramsey picks up Maniac Mike and hits the Super Driver again!!! Ramsey covers him...Richards counts: One, two, thr-NO! The pin is broken up by Blackjack Williams! Richards calls for the bell. The Iron Men win by disqualification at 14:33. ***3/4

The Blackjacks are beating on the Iron Men as Douglas Dream watches happily. The Crazy Ones are beginning to walk away when two masked men hit them with chairs. One is dressed in black with a black mask and the other is in blue with a blue mask. They are clubbing The Crazy Ones with chairshots as Douglas Dream points to them. The Crazy Ones are laid out cold at ringside. On the other side of the ring, The Iron Men are out cold from the beating of the Blackjacks.

The masked men take off their masks...it's The Rebels!!! Rick Evans grabs a microphone.

Rick Evans: "Well would you just look at your NeWA World Tag Team Champions, flat on their sorry behinds. Boys I hope we didn't hurt you too much, all we wanted to do was break a few bones. Anyways you Crazy crackheads, the Rebels said we were mad and boys we mean BUSINESS! This is only the beginning of your punishment and it will not end till we are the NeWA World Tag Team Champs. Next time we will not be so easy on you and next time you just may be rushed to the hospital. Boys you have met our bad side."

Rick then looks at the fans, who are booing loudly. He gives them the finger and hands the mic over to Buck Smith.

Buck Smith: "I bet all you moron fans here in Portland didn't expect this. Well this was our little secret surprise. Now Crazy Ones if you think this bad, then you boys have problems, cause you ain't seen nothing yet. This is only the beginning and there is alot more to come. You see boys we told we would not rest until we are the NeWA World Tag Team Champions and you damn well better bet that we will not give up till we have those straps. Now we shall see shortly in due time. You boys are doomed! Good Rittens."


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