("Breathe" by Prodigy blares out over the PA. Out from behind
the curtain walks The Crazy Ones. They have the tag titles around
their waists and are walking slowly to the ring. They are being booed the
whole time. The Maniac is wearing a "Misfits Rule" t-shirt
and he is also carrying a shirt in his hand. The Link is wearing a "Don
Who?" t-shirt.)
(They finally enter the ring. They stand in the middle and take in all the boos. They raise their arms in the air and then proceed to flip the crowd the double finger. The Maniac walks around the ring looking for a microphone, he finally is handed one.)
(Suddenly, "Natural One" by Folk Implosion begins to play. Stephen Greer struts out with the MCeW Northern States Title over his shoulder and is accompanied by Kelly Evans and Jamie. He is wearing a "Misfits: We don't go away" t-shirt. He enters the ring as the fans continue to boo. Mike hands him the microphone.)
Stephen: "Mike, since you have been representing the Misfits in thishell hole with pride and since this is your area and you are the dominant force up hereby slapping Owens around, being the best tag team and the champs, I'll let you do the honors."
Maniac: (Pauses to listen to the boos.) "SCREW YOU PEOPLE! Thank You Stephen, hee hee. Hee hee, Now onto the buisness at hand. Hey Love Foundation, hee hee, do you like what we did to you last week. Love Foundation, hee hee, when you attacked us in the IWA, hee hee, that started a war you didn't want to get into. So now, hee hee, we must battle it out and the Misfits will come out on top again. Now speaking of the Misfits, hee hee, it seems that a lot of people are real dense around here and can't figure out who the new member of the Misfits, hee hee, is. Well Owens and the Love Foundation, hee hee, I told you you would like the person we got, hee hee, so I figured why not announce to the world who he is. Ladies and Gentlemen, hee hee, the newest memberof the Misfits, hee hee, one of the craziest people around, hee hee, NEUROSIS!"
(Neurosis walks out from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos. He walks down the aisle and enters the ring. The Maniac hands him a "Misfits" t-shirt. He puts it on and the Maniac hands him the microphone.)
Neurosis: "HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH… Love Foundation, I have been playing with yer feeble minds for weeks and ya never caught on…. Dumba$$e$!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH… In the few short weeks that I have been here, I have put Clayless in the hospital, given Serge a concussion, and pimp slappedthe Nature WhooWhoo like a woman!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH…."
(The Neurotic One hands the mic to the Missing Link. He then climbs on top of a turnbuckle and yells obscenities at the fans. He returns tothe center of the ring and is once again handed the mic)
Neurosis: "c, I told you our little feud wasn't over UNTIL I SAID ITS OVER. You were just the sneak preview for the rest of year sensitive friends…. BOYS, YOU HAVE NOT SPENT YOUR LAST NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL… YOU BETTER KEEP A PRIEST AROUND TO ADMINISTER THE LAST RITES BECAUSE SOMEOF YOU WILL BE NEEDING HIM BEFORE THE MISFITS ARE THROUGH WITH YOU!!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH."
(Neurosis throws the mic back over to the Maniac. The crowd continues to boo and now are throwing trash in the ring. The Link is on the trunbuckle once again and he is yelling at the crowd some more.)
Maniac: "Yeah that's right, hee hee, throw garbage, hee hee, because you are all trash anyway. Love Foundation, the Misfits, hee hee, have now grown stronger and let me tell you the damage we are going to do to you will exceed anything, hee hee, anyone has done before. Love Foundation, hee hee, you all will FEEL THE……."
(The Link jumps down off the turnbuckle and comes over to the mic. All three of them crowd around the mic.)
All of Them: "PPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!"
(The Link runs over to the corner and sits in the corner as he gets sprayed with trash. The Maniac, Stephen and Neurosis look around with smiles on there faces.)
Maniac: "The time has come, hee hee, the Misfits will rule the NeWA just like we rule the PNW. HEE HEE, BOW TO YOUR LEADERS! (The crowd boos.) SHUT UP! Owens, hee hee, you will bow to us also. PNW, hee hee, the Misfits are ready for some action. BE AFRAID, HEE HEE, BE VERY VERY AFRAID!"
(The Maniac throws the microphone down on the mat. The Link gets upfrom the corner and joins Neurosis, Greer and the Maniac in the middle ofthe ring. They raise their arms in the air and give the crowd the middle finger as the crowd boos and throws trash. The Misfits leave the ring together and walk back to the dressing room with smiles on their faces.)