Nov. 26 - Anchorage, Alaska
Att - 15,678

Thanksgiving Day Special
"Baked Alaska"

One Night Only of Hardcore Action...

Texas Bull Rope Match

Chris Mann vs. Blackjack Williams

The 15' bull rope connects both wrestlers at the wrist. A cowbell is tied directly in the middle of the rope. To win, a wrestler must touch all four corners in succession. The match begins with Williams pulling up the slack in the rope...the big Texan definitely knows what he's doing here. He pulls Mann towards him then nails Mann with the cowbell. Williams wraps the thick rope around Mann's neck and chokes him. Williams kicks Mann in the face, then wraps the rope around Mann's wrists. Williams drags Mann....Williams touches the first corner with his head. He pulls Mann along the next side and touches the second corner with his hand. Williams grabs the rope and drags Mann to the third corner and tags it as well. One more corner to go...Williams pulls him but Mann has hooked his legs around the ring ropes. Williams can't budge Mann. Williams kicks Mann repeatedly in the head. He picks Mann up and swings but Mann ducks! Mann spins him around and nails Williams with a DDT...and that breaks up the count. Mann climbs to the second rope and comes off with a kneedrop. Mann grabs Williams and begins to pull him...he taps the first corner...the second corner....the third corner...the crowd is going wild now! Mann is pulling Williams, who is on his knees, Williams stands up and smashes the cowbell to the head of Mann! That breaks up the count as Mann falls to the mat. Williams lays the boots to Mann...picks Mann up and shoots him into the ropes for a Lariat! Williams wraps Mann up, taps the first corner but Mann kicks the corner as well. The referee signals both wrestlers have one corner but Williams doesn't see it...Williams begins to drag Mann...Williams lays his head on the second corner....Mann kicks the second corner...he drags Mann to the third corner, Mann kicks it too. Referee Jeff Richards holds up both hands with three fingers raised. The first person to the next corner wins...Williams can't quite reach it...Mann is pulling against him...Williams takes the cowbell and tries to hit Mann...he blocks it! Mann picks up Williams and turns dropping Williams neck first across the top rope...the referee sees Blackjack's hand hit the forth corner...Mann stands up and slaps the top turnbuckle in the forth corner. The crowd jumps to its feet and cheers! But referee Jeff Richards raises Blackjack Williams hand as the first to touch four corners. The winner is Blackjack Williams at 11:38. ***1/4

Taped Fist Match

Mike Bell vs. Jusin Simcox

Both wrestlers have their fists taped, increasing the damage done from punches. Referee Sandy Barr signals for the bell...and this match is on. Simcox swings at Bell...nothing but air as Bell sidesteps the punches, one after the other. Bell ducks another punch and counter punches to the ribs. Simcox doubles over...Bell delivers an uppercut that drops Simcox to the mat. Bell covers him...one, two, kickout! Bell picks him up...and executes a neckbreaker. Bell bounces into the ropes and grabs Simcox as he stands up...and executes a bulldog! Bell covers him. Referee Sandy Barr counts: One, two, kickout! Bell is up and grabs Simcox...he goes for a vertical suplex, but Simcox blocks it. Simcox punches Bell repeatedly in the midsection. Bell is winded...he backs up...Simcox headbutts him. Simcox lands a series of punches...Bell looks stunned, slumped in the corner. Simcox charges in...but is met with a big boot to the face! Simcox spins around, he's still on his feet...Bell comes out of the corner with a haymaker right that drops Simcox. Bell covers him...Sandy Barr counts: One, two, three!!!
Mike Bell wins via pinfall at 7:55. ***

Street Fight Rules
If Wolf wins, Mr. Arrogance is banned from PNW for 30-days.
If Coldova wins, Mr. Arrogance becomes Wolf's manager for 30-days.

Kurt Wolf vs. Peter Coldova w/Mr. Arrogance

Kurt Wolf locks up with Coldova. Coldova uses his strength advantage to take Wolf down to the mat. He begins twisting Wolf's leg, applying pressure to it. Wolf escapes but Coldova quickly takes him back down. Mr. Arrogance signals to Coldova...he throws Wolf through the ropes to the floor. Mr. Arrogance drills Wolf right in the throat with his cane. Coldova exits the ring and grabs Wolf...picks him up...and drops him into a backbreaker. Coldova rolls Wolf back into the ring...Coldova enters and whips Wolf into the ropes. Wolf comes off the ropes and Coldova scoops him up and over with a powerslam. Referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, kickout! Coldova picks Wolf back up and drops him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Richards counts: One, two, thr-shoulder up! Mr. Arrogance climbs up on the apron...he tosses some brass knuckles to the "Grizzley" Coldova. Coldova swings but Wolf ducks! Wolf hooks Coldova and executes the flatliner! Referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, three!!! Mr. Arrogance smashes his cane on Wolf's back, but not soon enough to break the count! Wolf rolls over...Mr. Arrogance drills him with the cane again. Coldova is up. Mr. Arrogance points to him...Coldova sets over Wolf and begins pounding him with the brass knuckles. Wolf is busted open! Blood is pouring down his face. Mr. Arrogance pulls Coldova off and raises his hand. The crowd begins to chant, "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey heeey, good bye!" Kurt Wolf wins via pinfall at 12:17. ***1/4

Russian Saltminer's Glove Match

Powerman 5000 vs. The Grappler

A Saltminer's glove, a heavy leather glove with spikes extruding from the knuckles, is placed on top of a eight foot pole in a neutral corner. It can be used by whomever can reach it. The bell sounds and the match begins under the rule of senior referee Sandy Barr. The Grappler takes the advantage with his mat skills, grounding the aerial skills of PM5K. The Grappler stuns PM5K with a headbutt, then heads for the pole. He's up on the top turnbuckle...trying to climb the pole...PM5K grabs him and pulls him down the pole. PM5K sits The Grappler on the top turnbuckle and executes teh PM5K Strike!!! Powerman 5000 climbs back up to the top...he's up the pole! He's got the glove!!! The Grappler is up...he turns around and sees Powerman 5000 in mid-air with the gloved fist heading his way! It connects and knocks The Grappler out! Powerman 5000 covers him...referee Sandy Barr counts: One, two, three! Powerman 5000 wins via pinfall at 9:47. ***1/4

Barbwire Cage Match

Power vs. Neurosis

The wooden cage is erected with barbwire connecting the supports. This cage guarantees blood if you touch it. Neurosis enters the cage door to a thunderous chorus of boos. He just may be the most hated man in the PNW. Power comes out to a wildly cheering crowd...they just love him. The bell sounds and these two 6'7" hulks lock up. Neurosis knees Power...he drops an elbow to the back of his neck. Neurosis grabs him and slams Power hard to the mat. Neurosis begins pointing to the barbwire cage. He's laughing...and talking to himself. He reaches down and picks up Power. Neurosis whips Power into the cage...no Power reveres it! Neurosis goes flying into the barbwire cage! He's shreaded...blood is oozing out of several cuts and punctures. Neurosis frees himself from the barbwire and stumbles back to the middle of the ring. Power locks him up and drops him with a sidewalk slam. Referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, kickout! Power pulls Neurosis up...and whips him back into the cage! Neurosis is bleeding from more places than ever...he's covered in blood. Power grabs him and goes for the "Power Surge"...but he slides loose because of the blood. Neurosis hooks Power and executes a belly-to-belly suplex. Referee Jeff Richards counts...One, two, kickout! Neurosis picks up Power and pulls him to the cage. He's holding Power's face up to the barbwire...trying to shove his face into it. Power is braced against the wood...inches...no less than an inch from having a barb in his eye!!! Power lifts his leg and hits Neurosis in the crotch with his heel. Neurosis lets go and backs up...he's talking to himself again....Power turns and nails Neurosis with a short-arm clothesline. Power picks Neurosis up...and hits the "Power Surge"...covers Neurosis...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, three!!!
Power wins via pinfall in 10:01. ***3/4

Non Title Match
Electrified Steel Cage in the Parking Lot with Weapons Inside the Cage Match

Gary Brown (U.S. Champion) vs. Jake Rockwell

The Diamond Vision screens light up to show a view of the parking lot outside where a steel cage surrounds three people. Inside it are United States Champion, Gary Brown, Jake Rockwell, and referee PeeWee Burke. A switch is flipped and a 110 volt current of electricity is pumped into the steel cage. This won't be a match, it will be a bloody war. Brown reaches down and picks up a stop sign. Rockwell picks up a baseball bat wrapped with barbwire. Rockwell swings and hits the stop sign Brown lifted to block the blow. A slight hum can be heard from the electricity. Brown is backed up by the swings from Rockwell...right into the cage! A loud pop is heard as Brown's flesh is shocked! It stuns him slightly. Rockwell takes advantage as he nails Brown with a blow to the midsection. Blood trickles from several small cuts made by the barbwire. Brown goes down. Rockwell drops the bat and picks up a chain. He wraps it around Brown's neck and begins choking him out! Suddenly we see a figure approaching the cage...it's Blade! He tries to climb the cage but it shocked off of it. Rockwell releases the chain and walks over close to Blade. He gives him the middle finger! Blade is going crazy but there is nothing he can do. Rockwell turns to find that Brown is up...and holding the stop sign again. He crashes it down on Rockwell. Rockwell crumbles to the ground. Brown begins pounding Rockwell with the stop sign. Blade yells something at Brown...then throws something over and into the cage...it's a pair of brass knuckles! Brown puts them on, then picks up Rockwell. He winds up...swings...but Rockwell blocks it! Rockwell kicks Brown in the crotch! Brown bends over...Rockwell hooks him and executes the "Rockwell Slam," a face first powerbomb. Rockwell covers him...PeeWee counts: One, two, three! The winner via pinfall...Jake Rockwell at 9:11. ***

PNW Cruiserweight Title Match

Submissions Only

Brian McKay (c) vs. Alex Preston

McKay comes to the ring with his hockey stick and a Canadian Olympic jersey on. The crowd boos him loudly. Preston enters to a standing ovation of cheers. Referee Sandy Barr displays the PNW Cruiserweight belt, then calls for the bell to begin the bout. McKay and Preston lock up...McKay takes control of the match. He's working over Preson's leg...softening it up for his deadly submission hold, the Canadian Maple Leaf. Preston is the worse for the wear...McKay is ready to apply the hold...he's got it! Referee Sandy Barr is asking Preston...he says no. Preston makes the ropes. McKay doesn't want to let go. Barr is admonishing McKay...he finally breaks. The crowd is booing like crazy. Preston gets to his feet...McKay moves in but Preston staggers him with a flurry of punches. Preston grabs McKay and drops him with a cradle DDT! McKay is stunned...Preston covers him...Barr reminds Preston that the match can only end with a submission. Preston gets to his feet, picks up McKay and drops him with the "Lovemaker", his version of the Tiger Driver. McKay is nearly out. Preston moves in and applies the STF...referee Sandy Barr asks McKay if he gives up...McKay doesn't answer...Barr asks him again...no answer...Barr checks his arm...it drops...it drops again...it drops for a third time. Referee Sandy Barr signals for the bell. The winner and new PNW Cruiserweight Champion...Alex Preston!
Preston wins via submission at 13:58. ***1/2

PNW Television Title Match

No DQ - Falls Count Anywhere

Claymore (c) vs. Stephen Greer w/Kelly Evans

A preview of "Gang Wars" as Love Foundation member, Claymore squares off with Misfit member, Stephen Greer. The Television Title is on the line with the tv ten minute time limit in effect. The bell sounds as referee Jeff Richards hands the TV Title belt to the timekeeper. Greer circles the ring...the two finally lock up. Claymore grabs a headlock, but Greer quickly reverses it into a hammerlock. Claymore reverses it with one of this own, but Greer steps into the ropes for a clean break. An unexpected start to a No-DQ match. Greer goes to lock up but thumbs Claymore in the eye. Greer graps Claymore and launches him through the ropes to the floor. Kelly Evans begins pounding on Claymore with her Kendo Stick. Claymore is rolling on the floor in pain! Greer comes out and takes the stick from Kelly. He begins beating Claymore with it. Welts are appearing all over Claymore's back and chest. Greer is laughing as he hands the Kendo stick back to Kelly. He grabs Claymore and hooks him for a DDT. But Claymore stands up and flips Greer over his back and through a table! Kelly swings the Kendo stick but Claymore ducks! He takes the stick from her...Greer is up and comes charging...Claymore turns around just in time and smacks Greer in the stomach with the Kendo stick! Greer goes down...Claymore covers him...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, NO - Kelly has pulled Claymore off by his hair! Greer is up, this thing is way out of control...but this is a No-DQ match, Richards cannot do anything about it! They're fighting up into the crowd...the timekeeper signals Richards...the bell sounds...the ten minute time limit has expired. Security is breaking this fight up. The match is ruled a draw. ***3/4

Western States Heritage Title Match

First Blood Rules

Omega (c)w/Kimona vs. Surge

Since becoming a Hell Raza, Omega's career has taken a sudden "surge" so to speak. He captured the most prestigious championship on the west coast by pinning his nemosis, Surge, with a little help from his friends. This match will end only when the first person bleeds. The bell sounds and the two lock up. Surge nails Omega with a huge chop than reddens Omega's chest. He continues to chop Omega until finally Omega gets out of the ring and talks with Kimona Wanalaya. The crowd is livid at this point. They want to see Omega's blood. Omega is up on the apron...Surge grabs him and suplex's him back into the ring. Surge picks him up and delivers a huge running powerbomb! The crowd is cheering wildly!!! Surge could pin him but that won't win in this first blood match. Surge looks around then goes outside of the ring. He picks up a chair and is heading back for the ring...wait...Kimona has grabbed the chair. She's trying to pull it away from Surge! The crowd begins to chant, "HIT HER! HIT HER! HIT HER!" Surge pulls the chair away as he turns Omega nails him with the Omega Crush Dive!!! The chair looks like it hit Surge. They are both on the floor outside of the ring. Referee Sandy Barr isn't counting, he's coming out of the ring to check for blood. Omega...no he's clean. Surge picks up Omega and slams him to the floor. Surge whips Omega headfirst into the guardrail. He pounding on Omega's forehead! Kimona is arguing with referee Sandy Barr...Barr walks over and sees some blood on Surge's head. The chair must have cut him on that dive. Barr signals for the bell. Surge hasn't even noticed as his blows have busted Omega's forehead wide open. The crowd erupts with cheers as they can clearly see the blood pouring from Omega's head and the blood on Surge's fist. The referee announces that Surge was cut first...the crowd boos heavily. Kimona helps Omega up. Referee Sandy Barr raises his hand and gives the belt to Kimona. The winner is Omega at 8:19. ***3/4

NeWA World Tag Team Title Match

Exploding Landmine Match

Maximum Carnage (c)w/Kimona vs. The Crazy Ones

The highlight of hardcore action takes place in the most demented matches ever imgined...the exploding landmine match. These two premiere tag team are putting their very lives on the line to hold the ultimate championship...the NeWA World Tag Team Titles. The Crazy Ones are seeking to reclaim their past glory while the flagship of the Hell Razas, Maximum Carnage, seek to hold on. The ring crew has now placed the landmines around the ring. They are set to explode upon contact. Although not filled with projectiles, they are filled with enough black powder to injure from the force of the explosion the poor victim that comes in contact with it. The Missing Link begins the match against Lord Maximus...they forget about wrestling and begin brawling. Maniac Mike and Mount Maximus join in the fray. Referee Jeff Richards isn't even going to try to control this one...there's just too much bad blood. All four are pounding away. Mt. Max has picked up Maniac Mike, he's going to throw him over the top to the landmines waiting down below...NO! The Link just chop blocked Mt. Max and he dropped the Maniac. The Link is trying to push Mt. Max out under the ropes and to the floor...he's just too heavy to bull around. The Maniac has Lord Max down after a DDT. Maniac Mike goes for the pin...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, NO - a save by Mt. Max! The Link jumps Mt. Max from behind, he's hooked a dragon suplex...can he get him up...YES! What an impact!!! Right on the head...Mt. Max is stunned for sure! The Crazy Ones double clothesline Lord Max down. Not they have grabbed Mt. Max...they're pushing him under the ropes...Lord Max is up, he runs to save his partner...TOO LATE!!! Mt. Max just landed on the floor...KABOOOOOM!!! Oh my God!!! Mt. Max was blown about three feet in the air...he isn't moving now. The Crazy Ones turn to deal with Lord Max. He ducks another double clothesline and takes both the Crazy One's down with his own double arm clothesline! Lord Max covers The Link...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, NO - Maniac Mike makes the save! The Crazy Ones whip Lord Max into the ropes...they bend over to execute a backdrop that will flip Lord Max out of the ring to the floor...Lord Max counters by kicking Maniac Mike in the face! The Link stands up and grabs Lord Max...he's holding him at the ropes...Maniac Mike recovers and runs at Lord Max...he clotheslines him...they both flip over the ropes with the clothesline...to the floor!!! KA-BOOOOOM!!! KA-BOOOOOOM!!! Two more landmines just went off!!! Lord Max and Maniac Mike are lying on the floor, motionless. Mt. Max has finally made it to his feet...he's at the ring apron. The Link reaches over and pulls Mt. Max up into the ring by his mask. The Link slams Mt. Maximus, then climbs to the top turnbuckle. The Link leaps off with a legdrop...it lands across Mt. Max's neck. The Link covers him...referee Jeff Richards counts: One, two, threeeeee!!!
The winners, and once again, National eWrestling Alliance's Tag Team Champions
of the World....The Crazy Ones!!! The Crazy Ones win via pinfall
as The Missing Link pins Mount Maximus in 17:32. ****1/2

(The Crazy Ones stand in the middle of the ring and raise the belts up over their heads to the boos of the crowd. Down the aisle comes the rest of the Misfits. Stephen is escorted by Kelly and Jamie, Neurosis follows behind them. They enter the ring and congratulate The Crazy Ones. Kelly goes over to the ropes and is handed a microphone. She hands it to the Maniac.)

Maniac: "This proves, hee hee, we are the greatest tag team ever. We are the only two time tag team champions. Maximum Carnage, hee hee, I told you your reign would not last long. These are our titles and they belong right here around our waists."

(Jamie takes the Maniac's belt and puts it around his waist. Kelly takes The Link's belt and puts it around his waist.)

Maniac: "This win proves, hee hee, that the Misfits are back, hee hee, we came here to win these titles not only for us but, hee hee, for the Misfits because they are family. Stephen, Kelly, Jamie, and Neurosis, hee hee, this win is for all, hee hee, this win is for THE MISFITS!"

(The Maniac hands the microphone over to Stephen.)

Stephen: "Mike, Link, let me be the first to congratulate you. You have proven once again why you are the best tag team in the world and why the Misfits will rule wrestling!!"

(The crowd pops loudly.)

Stephen: "Love Foundation, Hellrazas, Regulators, it doesn't matter. This right here is the real deal. Alone we were strong, together we are unbeatable. We are the best and hottest thing going and there is nothing you people can do to stop us. We are an indivisable family. Owens, just a little warning for you,you'd better get someone to back you up, because we're coming full force.Preston, hahaha, just look out. There are Misfit World Champions again,so we're gonna raise some hell. Hail to the King!"

(He tosses the microphone at Neurosis.)

Neurosis: "Heh, heh, heh... It's a good time to be a MISFIT. heh, heh...The pendulum has suddenly swung in our direction...RIGHT HELLRAZAS AND LUV FOUNDATION!!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH... First, the Crazy Ones have reclaimed what is rightfully theirs and I will claim what ismine...heh, heh, heh...DO YOU HEAR ME CLAYMORE!! HEH, HEH, HEH... GAELIC FREAKBOY, HAVEN'T YALEARNED YET?? heh, heh...SAVE YERSELF ANOTHER WEEK IN THE HOSPITAL AND GIVE ME THE BELT THAT I WON FAIR AND SQUARE... ITS NOT MY PROBLEM IF POWER INTENTIONALLY SCREWED YA OVER TO GET BACK AT YOU FOR TAKING THE BELT FROM HIM!! HAH, HAH, HAH,... Both members of the OJN have stabbed ya in the back and yet ya still keep them in your personal bathhouse... ARE YOU FU$#*NGSTUPID OR WHAT??!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH..."

(The Neurotic One steps back and gives the crowd his one finger salute then continues)

Neurosis: "As you idiots know, the Voices have made many friends lately... Friends such as Nomega, c, Serge and Powerless. heh, heh, heh... AND THEYALL WANT A PIECE OF THE NEUROTIC ONE!! (The drool begins to run) heh, heh,heh... c and Serge owe too much to their chiropracters to step up and face the Neurotic One again and have begged us not to drop them on their heads again until they are out of the red... heh, heh...And then there is the thing with Nomega and Power. NOMEGA, HOW'S THERE DECORATING AND REBUILDING GOING??!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH... BY THE WAY OWEN'S, THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE ADDRESS!! HAH, HAH, HAH...(The Neurotic One begins drooling heavily) YO STEROID FREAK, YA WANT US IN THE BARBED WIRE CAGE MATCH... WELL, YA GOT US!!! HAH, HAH, HAH... ONCE AGAIN,A LOVE FOUNDATION MEMBER HAS BEEN DUMB ENOUGH TO FACE US IN OURENVIRONMENT!!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH... I AM BRINGING MY FELLOW MISFITS TO THE CAGE WITH ME, IN ORDER TO KEEP YOUR BUTTBUDDIES FROM THE LUVFOUNDATION FROM SAVING YOUR JOBBER A$$!! THE NEUROTIC ONE PLANS TO LEAVE YOUR BLOODIED CORPSE LAYING LIMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, CONDEMNED TO LIVING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A QUADRAPLEGIC!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH,HAH... MEMBERS, AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY, OF THE HELLRAZAS AND LOVEFOUNDATION, CONSIDER YERSELVES ON NOTICE!!! THE VORTEX OF DOOM IS COMING FOR YOU ALL!!!! HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH..."

(The Neurotic One throws the microphone at the announcer and then goes to further congratulate the Crazy Ones on their EPIC VICTORY)

(The Crazy Ones and Neurosis raise their hands in the air and flip off the crowd as Stephen, Kelly and Jamie bow. They all then leave the ring and head back to the locker room area.)

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