 |
FRI. JAN.22 |
Att
6,523 |
Yakima Fairgrds
Yakima, Wash. |
| Fabul |
V
S |
"The Blur"
Jason Beckham |
The ring announcer takes his place in the center of the ring
to begin the show. He announces that Fabul was unable to make it to Yakima
and that Foster Huge will take his place. Huge makes his way to the ring
and grabs the microphone. "I'm tired of the way I keep getting overlooked
here in PNW. Tonight I'm going to show everyone how great I am. So Jason
Beckham, come on out here and get some egghead!" England's Finest theme
music begins to play and "The Blur" Jason Beckham walks down and
climbs into the ring. He looks at Huge and laughs. Referee PeeWee Burke
calls for the bell and the match begins. Huge moves in for a lock up but
Beckham ducks under and behind. He grabs Huge and drops him back with a
release German suplex...Huge is stunned. Beckham stomps on Huge then hooks
him for a snap suplex. Beckham goes to the top turnbuckle...off with a moonsault
onto the prone Huge! Beckham hooks the leg as PeeWee Burke counts: One,
two, three!!! Jason Beckham wins via pinfall in 2:48. *3/4
The two lock up in the center of the ring...Riot knees Cage...then
smashes a forearm to the back. Riot scoops up Cage and slams him to the
mat. Riot pulls Cage up by the hair...Cage punches Riot...and again...Riot
is backing up...Cage shoots the leg and takes Riot down with a fireman's
carry. Cage grabs the left arm of Riot and bars it. Riot stands up...Cage
still has the arm bar. Riot rips the eyes of Cage! Riot throws Cage out
of the ring. Riot to the outside...whips Cage into the guardrail. Riot throws
him into the ringsteps! Referee Jeff Richards is counting...4-5-6...Riot
smashes Cage head-first into a table. Richards is still counting...7-8-9...Riot
rolls under the bottom ropes. Richards counts 10. He signals for the bell.
Riot wins via countout at 6:38. ** Cage is slow to get up...Riot
comes from behind him and nails him with a chair! The crowd is booing! Riot
is pointing at the fallen Cage. He smashes Cage with the chair again as
the crowd begins pelting Riot with trash.
| The Boog-Man |
V
S |
The Canadian Savage |
Two wild men circle each other in the ring. Boog-Man charges
at The Canadian Savage but it met with a boot to the face. Savage follows
with a double axe-handle to Boog-Man. Savage puts the boots to Boog-Man.
Savage pulls him up and whips Boog-Man into the ropes...a discus punch lays
Boog-Man out! Savage covers him...referee PeeWee Burke counts: One, two,
kickout. Savage gouges the eyes of Boog-Man. Savage pulls him up and to
the ropes. He drags Boog-Man's eyes across the top rope! Burke warns The
Canadian Savage! Savage grabs a side-headlock...he's going for a bulldog...but
Boog-Man pushes him off and Savage comes down hard to the mat! The crowd
is behind the Boog-Man now! Boog-Man nails Savage with a superkick!!! He
covers Savage...Burke counts: One, two, thr-shoulder up! Boog-Man whips
Savage into the ropes...Savage reverses it...Boog-Man takes Savage down
with a shoulder tackle. Boog-Man runs into the ropes...Savage drops down...Boog-Man
over into the opposite ropes...back to Savage who steps back and ducks...and
flips Boog-Man over the top rope to the floor! Savage distracts the referee
as he sees someone coming to ringside...it's Stephen Greer!!! Greer drills
Boog-Man with a chairshot!!! Greer rolls Boog-Man into the ring and leaves.
The Canadian Savage goes over to the Boog-Man and applies the Savage Submission.
Referee PeeWee Burke checks the arm of Boog-Man...it's limp. Burke calls
for the bell. The Canadian Savage wins via submission at 9:31. ***
"Breathe" by Prodigy blares out over the PA. The crowd stands
and cheers. Fireworks go off and out walk The Crazy Ones. They are wearing
their NeWA World Tag Team Titles around their waists. The Maniac is wearing
a "Misifts: Getting Better Everyday!". The Link is wearing a
"We Rule The NeWA" t-shirt. They walk to the ring.
They enter the ring and stand side by side and raise their arms in the
air and more fireworks go off. The Maniac walks over to the ring announcer
and grabs the microphone. The Link sits down on the mat. The Maniac walks
back over to where The Link is sitting.
Maniac: "OH YEAH, HEE HEE, PNW TONIGHT WE HAVE SOME FUN!"
(The crowd
cheers.) "Tonight, hee hee, The Crazy Ones get a chance to get their
hands on two teams, hee hee, that have been a pain in our ASSES! First the
Blackjacks, hee hee, boys I see you broke away from Dream, hee hee, for
some odd reason I don't believe that, hee hee, so just to make sure he doesn't
get involved, hee hee, we will have some back up in our corner, hee hee,
and that will be NEUROSIS!" (The crowd cheers.) "Oh yeah, hee
hee, and if anything else happens we have, hee hee, the rest of the Misfits
in the back waiting for a fight."
The Link jumps up from the mat and starts running around in the ring.
Maniac: "Looks like The Link is ready, hee hee, hunh. Now
the second team we get to get our hands on, hee hee, is the Rebels, hee
hee. Rebels, hee hee, you wanted to start a war, hee hee, well you got it
and this will be just another battle, hee hee, in this war. Rebels, hee
hee, the thing you don't understand is that, hee hee, THERE IS NO WAY YOU
CAN WIN!" (The crowd cheers.) "Rebels, hee hee, many teams have
tried to take us out, hee hee, but as you can see no one has been successful,
hee hee, and no one will be. We are champions for one reason, hee hee, and
that is because WE ARE THE BEST! See Rebels, hee hee, we don' tmind taking
a beating, hee hee, taking a beating just makes us stronger, hee hee, and
it makes us even CRAZIER!" (The crowd cheers, The Link stops running
around and smiles. He stands beside the Manaic.) "And Rebels, hee hee,
tonight will be another beating for you, hee hee, and I promise The Iron
Men, hee hee, and us will make you FEEL THE........."
(The Maniac puts the microphone in front of The Link.)
Link and the crowd: "PPPPPPPPPAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!"
The Link looks around the crowd and then smiles some more. He sits on
the ground and starts rocking back and fourth. The Maniac begins to speak
once again.
Maniac: "So tonight, hee hee, PNW the Misfits, hee hee, are
going to show you fans, hee hee, what being the best is all about. Rebels,
hee hee, and Blackjacks see you all real soon." (The crowd screams
along with the Maniac) "BE AFRAID, HEE HEE, BE VERY VERY AFRAID!"
The Maniac throws the mic out to the ring announcer. The Link stands
up and more fireworks go off as the crowd cheers. "Breathe" blares
out again and they leave the ring and head to the back.
The Overlords
Surge & Claymore |
V
S |
IOV - Hell Razas
Omega & Titan
w/Power |
Surge and Claymore attack Omega and Titan as soon as the enter
the ring. Surge is pounding on Omega in one corner. Claymore is pounding
on Titan in the opposite corner. The Overlords whip the two out of the corners...and
the Hell Razas collide in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheers loudly!
Surge pulls Omega up and powerbombs him! Claymore drops Titan with a reverese
DDT! Power jumps to the apron...Surge charges towards him! Power jumps down
but this allows Omega to nail Surge from behind! Referee Jeff Richards has
gotten Claymore in his corner and Titan in his. Omega chokes Surge against
the ropes. Richards calls for the break..1-2-3-4...Omega lets go at the
least instant before being disqualified. Omega tags in Titan. The IOV Hell
Razas double slam Surge to the mat. Titan grabs Surge by the throat...a
choke slam!!! Titan covers Surge...Richards counts: One, two, thr-Claymore
with the save! Titan is up and trading blows with Claymore. Omega comes
in and Surge scoops him up...The Lightning Strike on Omega!!! Surge covers
Omega...but he's not the legal man! Richards gets Claymore back out of the
ring as Power climbs into the ring and nails Surge with a chair!!! The crowd
is going crazy!!! Power hops out of the ring and pulls Omega out with him.
Titan covers Surge...Richards counts: One, two, three! The IOV-Hell Razas
win via pinfall in 10:12. ***1/4
Eight-Man Elimination Match
The Crazy Ones
(Maniac Mike & The Missing Link)
The Iron Men
(Jason Ramsey & Chris Mann) |
V
S |
The Rebels
(Buck Smith & Rick Evans)
The Blackjacks
(Williams & Harris) |
Douglas Dream comes to ringside as The Crazy Ones and The Iron
Men stand in the ring waiting for their opponents. Neurosis is at ringside.
The Blackjacks are standing near Dream. Dream takes a microphone.
Dream: "Crazy Ones...Iron Men...you boys are going to feel
some pain yourself tonight. Blackjacks...you two may have fired Ewing...I
don't give a damn about that...but if you don't know your role around here...you'll
be back in Texas feeding the cows. And your job tonight is beating the crap
out of those punks in the ring!"
The crowd boos loudly. The Blackjacks look upset and says something to
Dream.
Dream: "Now before we get started...lock him up!!!"
Four security guards grab Neurosis and handcuff him. Four more men in
white clothes take Neurosis to the back. Neurosis is struggling wildly.
Dream: "Hahaha! So much for that crazy one! He is a clear
and present danger to my person and cannot be at ringside because he is
so...unstable in my presence."
The Crazy Ones are very upset as is the crowd that begins to hail down
trash as Dream.
Dream: "Don't you worry about The Rebel...they won't be in
there tonight. I've got a little surprise for everyone...OK come on down!"
"I Need A Hero" begins to play on the house
speakers as The Legends, Gino Hernandez and The Grappler walk down the aisle
to the ring. They climb up on the apron with The Blackjacks for the bout
to begin. Hernandez and Jason Ramsey begin in the ring. Ramsey hooks up
with Hernandez but is quickly put to the mat. Gino tags in The Grappler
who continues the pressure on the left arm of Ramsey. Grappler tags back
in Hernandez and they two double suplex Ramsey. Grappler lays out Ramsey
with a huge kneelift! Grappler covers him...referee Sandy Barr counts: One,
two, kickout! The Grappler tags in Blackjack Williams. Williams drops Ramsey
with the Lariat!!! Williams covers...Barr counts: One, two, thr-Chris Mann
breaks up the pin attempt. Blackjack Harris is in...it's a four-way brawl!
Sandy Barr forces Mann out of the ring and The Blackjacks clothesline Jason
Ramsey with their bullrope!!! Barr turns around to see Williams pinning
Ramsey. He counts: One, two, three!!! Blackjack Williams eliminates Jason
Ramsey via pinfall at 8:32. Chris Mann runs back into the ring and nails
Williams from behind with a clothesline. Mann pulls Williams up and executes
a dragon suplex! He holds on and bridges for a pin! Barr counts: One, two,
thr-Blackjack Harris breaks up the count! Harris stomps on Mann...here comes
the Crazy Ones!!! Here comes the Legends!!! It's four-on-three!!! Barr finally
gains control of the match as Williams tags in Hernandez. Gino whips Mann
into the ropes...he ducks the elbow...back off the ropes between the legs...Mann
makes the tag to Maniac Mike!!! The Maniac goes for Hernendez but he tags
in Blackjack Harris. Maniac grabs Harris as he comes in the ring...a northern
lights suplex!!! Barr counts: One, two, three!!! Maniac Mike eliminates
Blackjack Harris via pinfall at 13:47. It's even up again. Blackjack
Williams nails Maniac Mike as he stands with the Lariat!!! Williams picks
him up and drops him with a tombstone piledriver!!! Williams covers him...Sandy
Barr counts: One...Link and Mann are coming in...Two...The Legends are in
and cut them off...Three!!! Blackjack Williams eliminates Maniac Mike
at 14:12. Sandy Barr forces Chris Mann out of the ring as Williams and The
Missing Link continue to match. Williams pulls the Link into their corner.
The Legends help triple team the Link. Mann is trying to help him but Sandy
Barr keeps him in his corner. Williams tags in The Grappler. Grappler suplexes
the Link...and drops a headbutt on him. Grappler tags in Hernandez...who
leaps off the top turnbuckle with a reverse elbow drop! Hernendez covers
the Link...Sandy Barr counts: One...Chris Mann is in...Two...Grappler and
Williams cut him off...Three!!! Gino Hernandez eliminates The Missing
Link via pinfall at 17:22. It's now three on one! All three attack Chris
Mann! They are stomping him...and dropping elbows! Sandy Barr finally gets
Williams and The Grappler out of the ring. Hernandez is gesturing to the
crowd as Mann reaches up and rolls him up with school-boy pin! Barr counts:
One...Grappler is coming in...Two...he almost there...THREEEEE!!!! Chris
Mann eliminates Gino Hernandez via pinfall at 20:44. The Grappler and
Blackjack Williams are both attacking Mann now. They double suplex Mann.
Then double clothesline him! Sandy Barr gets Williams out of the ring. The
Grappler goes to the top rope for his flying headbutt...but Mann dives into
the ropes making The Grappler lose his balance and crotch himself on the
top turnbuckle! Mann climbs to the top...a superplex!!! Mann has him covered...Barr
counts: One...Williams in coming in...Two...almost there...THREEEE!!!!!
Chris Mann eliminates The Grappler via pinfall at 27:56. Blackjack
Williams nails Chris Mann. Williams is pounding on him relentlessly. It's
got to be over as Mann can't even stand at this point. Williams hits him
with the Lariat!!! Williams is about to cover him as Dream climbs up to
the apron and tells Williams to punish him some more. Williams pulls him
up...tombstone piledriver!!! That's it!!! Williams covers him...no Dream
tells him to do it again! Williams pulls him up and goes for another tombstone...but
Mann slides over his shoulder...spins Williams around...and hits the Country
Buster!!!!!!! Mann crawls over to Williams and collapses on him. Sandy Barr
counts: One, two, THREEEEE!!!! The crowd goes wild as Chris Mann eliminates
Blackjack Williams at 34:30 to win the match! Douglas Dream comes in
and begins to stomp on Chris Mann! "Tomorrow night you will pay for
this!" he yells.
PNW Television
Title Match
Neurosis
PNW TV Champion |
V
S |
"Gator"
J.B. Magnum |
Neurosis comes to ringside with one cuff still on his wrist.
He climbs into the ring and Neurosis and Magnum begin the match by trading
punches. Magnum staggers Neurosis...then drops him with a haymaker right!
The crowd is cheering. Magnum picks up Neurosis and runs his head into the
turnbuckle. Magnum then slams his head into the turnbuckle repeatedly as
the crowd counts it off..."1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!!!" Neurosis falls
backwards to the mat. Magnum goes to the top turnbuckle...and off with a
huge elbow drop...but Neurosis rolls out of the way at the last instant!
J.B. Magnum hits hard! Neurosis drops a knee into the ribs of Magnum. He
picks Magnum up and slams him to the mat. Neurosis applies a chokehold.
Referee Jeff Richards warns him...1-2-3-4...Neurosis breaks the hold. He
lifts Magnum up...a running powerslam! Neurosis has him pinned. Richards
counts: One, two, thr-kickout! Neurosis shields the referee as his pulls
out an object from his trunks and jabs it into Magnum's throat! Magnum hits
the mat, gasping for air and holding his throat! Neurosis hides the object
in his trunks again and covers Magnum. Richards counts: One, two, thr-shoulder
up! Neurosis is upset with the referee. He grabs Richards by his shirt.
Richards warns Neurosis that he will be disqualified. Magnum gets to his
feet...Neurosis turns around and is lifted up and down into a sidewalk slam!
The crowd explodes with cheers! Magnum signals for his finisher...his version
of the scorpion deathlock...and applies the "Jaws of Death." Neurosis
is struggling to escape...but cannot! Richards is asking him if he wants
to submit...Neurosis shakes his head...he's starting to laugh! Magnum digs
in deeper applying even more pressure. Neurosis reaches for the ropes...but
can't reach them! Richards is checking Neurosis...he's still moving but
is going out quickly. The bell sounds!!! Magnum releases the hold and raises
his hands! The crowd is cheering wildly!!! Referee Jeff Richards takes the
TV belt and lays it on Neurosis? The announcer speaks, "The ten minute
TV time limit has expired. The match is ruled a time limit draw. Neurosis
retains the title." The crowd boos loudly. The match is a time limit
draw. ***3/4
Pacific Northwest
Title Match
Powerman 5000
Pacific Northwest Champion |
V
S |
"The Rogue Warrior"
Mike Mayhem |
Mike Mayhem quickly ties up Powerman 5000 and takes him to the
mat. Powerman tries to escape but Mayhem holds on and delivers a German
suplex. Powerman is up quickly from the bump but is met with a clothesline
from Mayhem. Powerman looks a little shaken as Mayhem whips him into the
ropes...off and under a clothesline attempt by Mayhem...Powerman runs up
the opposite side ropes and off with an Asai moonsault!!! But Mayhem catches
him!!! And powerslams Powerman hard to the mat!!! Mayhem hooks the leg...referee
Sandy Barr counts: One, two, thr-shoulder up! Mayhem pulls him up...Powerman
slips away and runs to the ropes...off with a cross bodyblock...but Mayhem
catches him again! And drops him into a backbkreaker!!! Mayhem covers him...Barr
counts: One, two, thr-shoulder up! Mayhem hooks him for a piledriver...Powerman
blocks it...Mayhem tries again...he's up...Powerman flips up and hooks Mayhem's
head with a scissor he's going for a huricanrana! But Mayhem counters it
into a powerbomb!!! The cover...One, two, three!!! The crowd cheers!!! NO!!!
Barr says it was only a two count! Mayhem is mad. He grabs Powerman before
he can slip out of the ring. Mayhem signals for his finisher...a modified
meltdown he calls the "Blitzkreig." Mayhem lifts him up from the
pump-handle...on his shoulder for the powerslam...but Powerman 5000 counters
it by spinning around his head and into a DDT!!! The crowd is in awe!!!
Both men are down on the mat. Sandy Barr is applying a ten count. 1-2-3...Powerman
is getting up...4-5-6...Mayhem is stirring...Powerman grabs him and executes
a double arm DDT! Powerman 5000 covers him...Barr counts: One, two, thr-shoulder
up! Powerman climbs to the top turnbuckle...Mayhem slowing rises...Powerman
off with a missile dropkick!!! Powerman covers him...Barr counts: One, two,
thr-foot in the ropes! Powerman pulls up Mayhem and lifts him to the top
turnbuckle. He's going for his finisher. Down the aisle comes "The
Natural" Mike Bell! The crowd is on its feet. Powerman is up to the
top...Bell is below him...Powerman dives off with a plancha to Bell. They
are fighting on the floor!!! Sandy Barr is counting Powerman out of the
ring. 1-2-3-4-5...Mayhem goes outside of the ring and pulls Bell off. Bell
looks confused...6-7-8-9...Powerman rolls back into the ring...Mayhem pushes
Bell back and dives back into the ring as Barr counts "10"...too
late! Barr calls for the bell. Powerman 5000 wins via countout in
17:01. ****
*** MAIN EVENT
***
| Western State
Heritage Title Match |
Stephen Greer
w/Kelly Evans
Triple Crown Champion (U.S. /
Western States / Pacific Coast) |
| Versus |
"The Natural"
Mike Bell |
Mike Bell is in the ring with his valet, Sweet Sherry. Stephen
Greer comes to the ring with manager Kelly Evans and her ever-present Kendo
stick. Both ladies take their positions at ringside as the bell sounds.
Bell drops Greer with a single leg take down. Bell holds onto the leg and
grapevines it. Bell continues to apply pressure to it. Bell gets up, holding
the leg, and drops a knee into the thigh several times. Greer escapes and
limps noticeably. Bell pulls Greer's leg up and sweeps the right leg to
drop Greer. Bell takes both legs and turns Greer over into the "Natural
Bend" submission hold! Greer is hurting!!! Kelly Evans is pointing
to the ropes...Greer reaches out...not quite there...Greer makes the ropes!
Bell releases the hold as referee Jeff Richards orders it. Greer slides
out of the ring and Evans rubs his legs and back. Richards counts him outside...1-2-3...Bell
is anxious to reach Greer...4-5-6...Bell pushes Richards aside to get to
the ropes. Richards pulls Bell back and restarts the count. 1-2-3...Evans
and Greer continue to stall outside of the ring...4-5-6...Bell goes out
of the ring on the side and circles around to Greer. Evans steps in between
Bell and Greer. Richards is counting both men out. Greer rolls into the
ring. Bell climbs to the arpon. Greer nails him with a right to the chin.
Bell slumps but shoves him head between the ropes and into Greer's midsection.
Greer is holding the top rope but is bent over from the blow. Bell springs
over the top rope and hooks Greer...for a sunset flip!!! Greer reaches through
the ropes and grabs Kelly Evans' hands. He drops down on Bell for the count
with Evans' added leverage. Richards counts: One, two, three!!! But Richards
sees it!!! He waves off the fall and restarts the bout! Sherry goes around
the ring and confronts Kelly Evans. The two begin arguing. Bell whips Greer
into the ropes and sees Evans clock Sherry with the Kendo stick! Greer comes
off the ropes and drops the distracted Bell with a flying forearm. Greer
stuffs Bell's head into the piledriver position...and hits the "Attitude
Adjustment!" Greer hooks the leg...Richards counts: One, two, three!!!
Stephen Greer wins via pinfall at 15:49. ****
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